Well, my Passover Sedar plans may have just been ruined.
Me: So Dad, let me just go through my menu so I know you like what I making.
Dad: I’m not picky. I’ll eat anything.
Me: Okay, so you’d eat Vegetable Matzah lasagna?
Dad: No, I don’t eat vegetables.
Me: You don’t eat vegetables? Any? I thought you said you weren’t picky.
Dad: No, they hurt my stomach.
Me: Well, that’s a problem because I’m planning on making a vegetarian meal.
Dad: Wait, no meat?
How to fix this? Dad won’t eat vegetables, I don’t eat meat, Chris doesn’t eat most fish, and I am insisting upon making my lasagna because it is awesome and once my father tastes it, I think he’ll like it. Also, I have no clue or interest in how to cook meat, and would probably poison everyone at the table if I tried to make it.
Suggestions oh so welcomed.